Today is the day I have been dreading.
Today is the day when the Patience Posse will be in my kitchen in full force - testing and taunting me while I attempt to gracefully and carefully bake cut out cookies. Ha! I laugh! Cut Out Cookies are IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DO NEATLY - because my mom insists on having them thin and crispy, while my dad insists on having them thick and soft. I go especially out of my mind trying to do the thin ones. They invariably end up MANGLED.
Today is the day the nice men in their nice white coats will come to take me away to the Home for the Permanently Patience Impaired - specifically to the Cut Out Cookie Challenged ward.